April 19, 2014

oldmanfucker:

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the stink and BO of outrageous body odour.

Or to take arms against a sea of stank and by deodorizing end them?

To bathe, to spray,
No more.

April 19, 2014
Maybe he’s a hairless man. Like a naked mole rat. The more important question: did he make Hemsworth shave his for Thor?

Maybe he’s a hairless man. Like a naked mole rat. The more important question: did he make Hemsworth shave his for Thor?

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April 19, 2014

It’s 3am, I’m half asleep thinking about non linear brain thoughts such as Ricky Martin and Gilderoy Lockhart.

April 19, 2014

See Djokovic this is why I didn’t put you as Keeper in my fantasy tennis player Quidditch team. You can’t drop out like that!

(In the end I think I had Serena and him as Beaters, Federer as Seeker, Nadal Keeper and Li Na, Wawrinka and Dimitrov as Chasers. Ferrer would be a reserve player for sure, so would Stosur and DelPo)

April 18, 2014

Just made a banging new resume that features the words ‘training supervisor’ and ‘Liaison with Suppliers’ so I’m going to be rolling in jobs, right? Right??? 

I excluded ‘tip jar commissioner’, which was technically my first title. I think it’s definitely 100% relevant for jobs. 

April 18, 2014

'School never taught me how to write a cheque!' 

Seriously if you can’t figure it out from looking at one it’ll take you two seconds on Google. Embrace the technological age. 

April 18, 2014

(Source: jedirafa, via theravenclawrower)

April 18, 2014

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via theravenclawrower)

April 18, 2014

Wow I am 0/2 on the QFs but if that means David and Stan are in the semis then that’s okay by me. Feel bad about Rafa especially, but there’s a good amount of clay yet this season.

April 18, 2014
"Being a critical fan means that you love a famous human being, knowing fully well they are flawed and can make mistakes due to their privilege-blindness or outright ignorance (whether knowingly or unknowingly practicing misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, racism, etc.). When they fuck up, it is your duty as a critical fan to make them better, call them out and educate them. Your job is not to create excuses and adamantly defend their mistakes because they are so fierce in your eyes."

Janet Mock (via trans-ient)

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